This was a letter I received at 7:16 AM from a Phumzile Mohale <jj_smith1_2@hotmail.com>

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You dont say! Anyway off we go: It is purportedly from

Unit 2 Tolpits Lane Watford
WD18 9RN United Kingdom

This is a risible letter and I am deconstructing it more from my own amusement and a way of winding up my mind to start the week rather than anything else but people would not send such letters if they were not taken seriously by some.

This is an image of Tolpits Lane in Watford with offices to rent and some industrial properties thereon. She’s probably not the sort of place that you’d use as a financial centre of any soft especially with world pretentions.

Attention: Beneficiary.

This is the second clue that this is not a personal letter. If you were offering someone half a million dollars you would take the trouble to write their name. I know it is obvious when you think about it but some people don’t because they’re excited about the money

Welcome to the 2025 World Bank/Paris Club & British CFP Global Financial SET-UP.

This is the first clue that the person writing this is not English because they do not understand the term setup which is normally associated with fake schemes so they’ve shot themselves in the foot before they even start.

The Camelot National Lottery Group

The Camelot national lottery group was in fact taken over by Allwyn  entertainment on the 1st of February 2024 

has noted wide spread of fraud activities that are being committed by charlatans & impostures within the United Kingdom, Africa & the World in general.

Re-written in English  ‘has noted widespread fraud activity being committed by charlatans and imposters…. etc .

Because of this reason, the World Bank/Paris Club & British CFP in collaboration with the Camelot National Lottery has set up a welfare program to compensate all those that have fallen victims and lost their money in transactions of this nature within the UK, Africa & World wide.

The Paris Club and the World Bank are both involved in helping developing nations, but they focus on different aspects of debt and development. The Paris Club is an informal group of official creditors (primarily OECD countries) that work to find coordinated and sustainable solutions for debt crises faced by debtor nations. The World Bank, on the other hand, is a global institution that provides financial and technical assistance to developing countries to support sustainable economic growth and poverty reduction. 

You have been approved to receive a compensation fund of £ 500,000.00 British Pound (s?) as one of the scam victims who qualified for 2025 annual program,

What may I ask is the 2025 annual program when the year is not even over?

your reference number are (sic): XVX189298,

If you do a google search you will find this reference number is and has been widely used since 2020

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send your details as stated below to following email address: gorgefrankg@yandex.com

These are ever changing addresses with ever changing names. If the domain name is not personalized you can be sure it is less than truthful. So yandex accommodates pretty much every one

An arrangement has been made to pay your funds through (ATM Credit Card or bank transfer) to enable you receive your compensation fund without any interference.

This again is a feeble minded attempt to assure people that there will be no interference which is pretty much a guarantee that there will be,  normally in the form of unexpected requests for fees which go on and on until you realize you have been conned.

1) Full Name:
2) Physical Address:
3) Mobile Number:
4)  Your reference number:
5) Occupation:
6) Age:

Again pretty much everything about this is suspicious. They do not ask for an email address which is strange. Are you supposed to make up your own reference number or quote the fake number above? The occupation and age are irrelevant.

Best Regards

You do not write ‘best regards’ in a business letter especially if it was addressed anonymously

Mr.  Gorge Frank

A derivation of Greek name ‘Georgious (meaning farmer or eathworker). Suspicious in any event.

Gambling Commission Chief Executive

We now get the appearance of a Gambling Commission of whom this man is a chief executive, where did that come from?

I reckon that semi educated people are engaged to write this type of junk and mail to as many people as possible on a random basis from purchased lists. They probably receive a percentage of the profits so it’s quantity not quality as is obvious.  It is also clear that they work alone because in a corporate situation you would send such a supposedly important letter for checking for content and syntax so this is clearly not being done.

I can only guess why people fall for such things, it could be a combination of ignorance and desperate need. They probably say that ‘it can’t do any harm and there may be something in it.

As they say, if it’s sounds too good to be true it probably is.

“It is easier to con a man that to convince him he has been conned”.

AI says ‘Being scammed can trigger a range of emotional and psychological responses, from initial shock and disbelief to feelings of embarrassment, shame, and betrayal. These emotions can lead to trust issues, anxiety, and in severe cases, even mental health problems like depression or PTSD. Scammers often exploit psychological vulnerabilities to manipulate victims into making quick decisions without proper thought. 

Some scam stories here

I know some people whose father has basically spent their whole inheritance on scammers. He’s old; he wants to feel important, like he’s doing business, so he goes to his bank and pays out – it’s terrifying.
Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/james_veitch_864535?src=t_scam

I had an awkward moment when I got a phone call from the person pretending to be Winnie Mandela. ‘Winnie’ sounded about 12 years old, unfortunately – she’d probably been pushed to the telephone because she was the only one who spoke English.

The marooned friend is one of the best-known scams, principally because it’s the one that dodges the spam filter most often. It comes from someone you know but often only tangentially. It’s since become – hands down – one of my favourite scams.

and to end on a funny note, bring on Tommy Cooper

I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, ‘Have you got frog’s legs?’ He said, ‘Yes,’ so I said, ‘Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.’

A woman tells her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back.’ The doctor says, ‘It’s old age.’ The woman says, ‘I want a second opinion.’ The doctor says: ‘Okay – you’re ugly as well.’

Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.